Chopped: Using What You Have

I am a big proponent of using what you have around.  When I got out of work today, I was talking to a foodie friend about what he was making for dinner.  He and I were both in the same boat.  Neither of us had anything in our kitchen that looked like it could be made into a cohesive meal.  We started joking about the Food Network show, Chopped.  So we decided to embark on a journey to see what we could make for dinner with random items in our kitchens.

Prostitutes Make Delicious Pasta

I'm half Italian.  Half of my entire family is 100% Italian, from Naples, straight off the boat into New York.  I grew up on Nonna's recipes.  My grandmother was a phenomenal cook.  However, it is ironic that one of my favorite sauces is not one that I ever remember her making for me, although I guarantee she knew how, given that this sauce originated in her home city.  Puttanesca Sauce is amazingly rich in flavor and surprisingly easy to make, even though it has a list of seemingly complex ingredients.   Also, apologies for the title, but there is no other way to put this because that is literally what the name translates to.